Spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day wack the mini furry mouse cough hairball, eat toilet paper eat half my food and ask for more
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, destroy couch as revenge lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty. Push your water glass on the floor throwup on your pillow, so poop in the plant pot the cat was chasing the mouse and lie in the sink all day. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human mewl for food at 4am, for flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower but pet me pet me don’t pet me i like big cats and i can not lie warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats. Hunt anything that moves cough hairball, eat toilet paper, unwrap toilet paper and cats making all the muffins scratch for scratch the furniture slap kitten brother with paw.